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Top Things to Know
Before You Contact a ProDomme
1) Returning clients may request, same day appointments if available. New Clients, experienced or not, there is a screening process which takes time and is necessary for my safety and yours. If you can’t get your dick to stay in your pants go to Harbor Blvd. or jerk yourself off and get over it.
2) Do not text me! Initial contact by text is incredible rude and immature. It shows us how unprofessional you are. Go see someone else. When you make initial contact with a ProDomme it will be by telephone or email, and if by email, it will be followed up with a telephone call, identifying yourself by the email you sent.
3) Those calling expecting to get a session at midnight or into the wee morning hours should get kitchen spoon from their home, drive to Harbor Blvd. and find a woman on the street to beat them. ProDommes don’t sit around waiting for you to call us; we have a very full life: Work, family, playtime, etc.
4) Blocked /Unknown/ Restricted /Payphones are unacceptable. I don’t nor does anyone on the planet in my profession accept blocked calls. So when asked, hang up and call back with *82. If you refuse, I refuse to take your call; it’s that simple. I don’t care if you’re a rock start, celebrity giant, a CEO or a devoted family man. You’re an idiot and clueless. People calling me from a pay phone… can you say urine stench, gross, disgusting, germ depository, sputum, chewed used up bubblegum, semen, body fluids. Yuk! Go wash your hands and get a life!
5) When asked if you’ve seen a ProDomme/Professional Mistress, think long and hard before you answer, I know most legitimate Mistresses in the States and Abroad. Don’t tell me you have seen a professional and then tell me it was Kathy Karen or Betty. If you’re not sure she was an authentic Mistress then say so. It’s so much easier if we get through the bullshit as fast as we can. Furthermore, Professional Mistress’s have absolutely no hang-ups about referrals; we encourage them. I receive dozens per month. I’m always glad to help with another Pro Dommes screening, ensuring her safety, that’s what we do for each other... Worldwide.
6) While on the phone with me, do not expect that you are screening me. Quite the contrary, I’m screening you from the moment you speak. You will find my initial demeanor very no nonsense and straight to the point. Some feel it’s a bit standoffish…whatever, get over it. I will be polite and courteous and if you’re sincere about visiting me I’ll know it in a very short time, it only takes me seconds. If you’re dialing randomly off advertisements to hear a sexy voice or just talk endlessly, don’t waste my time.
7) Addressing me: Do not call me babe, gorgeous, beauty, chick, hone, honey, sweetheart, etc. Do I really need to tell you why? GOD you are sooo Stupid! Furthermore, do not have the audacity to expect me to play the role of such while on the phone with me.
8) ProDommes can get incredible busy and answering phones can, at times feel like a full time job. We receive thousands of calls per year. To decide against sessioning with a Mistress because she didn’t spent enough phone time with you or wasn’t engaging or descriptive on the telephone is a huge loss on your part. Just follow protocol and get your little man ass to her in person and let the real fun begin!
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Top Things to Know
About Telephone Contact
1) Telephone Calls: New Clients if you do not get to the point immediately, I will hang up on you. I can only assume, where your hand is while you're idling in a conversation with me! Do not become a phone pest, or call to get your rocks off... I keep track of such calls and make good use of every security phone feature available. I also share this information in a data base with other Mistresses. If you are a nervous beginner then say so, I will understand and grant you a bit more time to express yourself. However, if you have not done your homework, and are calling me straight from an advertisement with no clue of D/s and expect me to explain it to you, you too will be turned away.
2) Telephone Calls: Existing Clients a large percentage of my sessions are returning clients. I thank you for your loyalty and always enjoy seeing you again! However, for some, especially those living abroad, it could be months or even years since our last session or communication. Please do not expect me to remember you the moment you call. I need your email address to find our last correspondence.
3) Finally: Mistresses often may be answering your call while in the car or out in public. She does not have the computer in her lap, and /or the freedom to speak openly. That’s why you need to announce yourself properly, supplying all information she needs. This is your responsibility, so do it and do it right! Make it easier on yourself and for the Mistress you’re calling. It amazes me...contacts from corporate heavy hitters who get all tongue tied when they call... speak properly & promptly to me.... The following scripts are for you!
New clients: Your Call Should Go Like This…
Hi Victoria, my name is john.
I got your name from (which advertisement?) or I found your site online by goggling (what did you goggle?).
Select from the next choices that best fit your situation:
a) We’ve never spoken before, and have had no email communication.
b) We’ve never spoke before, but, sent you email and /or application (email address?).
c) We spoke, and/or I left you a message (last week, month, year?)
d) The reason for my call: I’m a beginner and want to schedule a session (what type, when and how long?) and /or have questions.
e) The reason for my call, I’m experienced (which Mistress?) and want to schedule a session (what type, when and how long?) and/ or have questions.
Existing Client: Your Call Should Go Like This…
Hi Victoria, my name is john
a) I’ve seen you before, (last week, last month last year?).
b) I’m calling to schedule a session (what type, when and how long?)
c) I did send an application previously, but can send a current one (email address?)
Top Things to Know
About Email Contact
1) Email, New Clients: You will always get a simple and short reply asking that you telephone me. Again, unfortunately for my security and because of the stupid women out there entering my business, I must be sure your email is sincere. I must hear your voice, so if you get my voicemail do not hang up, leave your message, stating your name, mentioning the email you sent & your email address.Do not think your email is the only one I received.
Lastly, don’t waste my time by emailing me stupid questions such as, "do you do spanking, bondage, caning...." Duhh! These types of e-mail will be deleted. Wait all you want, but you won't get a reply from me. Also, I am not interested in seeing photos of your genitals; send them to your boyfriend.
2) Email, Existing Clients: Of course are welcomed, however if it’s been some time since we’ve communicated, you must give me the information I need to make my life easier!
a) When was your last visit?
b) Did you send an application? If it’s old send another
c) Did you use a different email address with me? What was it?
3) Multiple Email Addresses: Some of you have dozens of emails addresses, always be sure to communicate with me via the same email address & same name don’t confuse me! I don’t have the time to search endlessly for you in my databank, only to hear you say … “try searching with another email address” …..Shit! ….Time Waster ……Think little man …Think….
Now Gather Up All Your Courage, Do As I Say, And Call Me!
I am a professional Domina; a very discreet and private person. If by chance our paths cross in the "vanilla world" you need not worry.... your secret if safe with me. I will never approach or even notice you. In-turn you will do the same for me.
Any requests to be my “personal” 24/7 "live-in" or "full-time" slave will be ignored, furthermore I don't barter my sessions.
I am a very busy Mistress, if you are even a little-bit late, you not only screw up my schedule but everyone else's booked for that day. Be no earlier than 10 minutes and no later than 5. If you cannot make your scheduled time you must call me immediately, this will go a long way towards protecting your status with me. I know many of you "slip away" from work or family, to see me. I respect your time and know you too are busy! If your visiting me on a very busy day...I appreciate your understanding.
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